• Sean Penn, defender of freedom!0March 9, 2010

    Sean Penn, defender of freedom!

    We all know that Sean Penn is a complete moron, in addition to being a tremendously overrated actor. He’s also...
  • I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you: Congress breaks its PAYGO promise0February 25, 2010

    I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you: Congress breaks its PAYGO promise

    Remember when I told you three weeks ago that the PAYGO legislation was “all go and no pay”? Not to give...
  • Who owns Joe Stack?0February 19, 2010

    Who owns Joe Stack?

    It has only been a day since Joseph Andrew Stack flew a small plane into an IRS office in Austin,...
  • It’s Alive! Again.0February 19, 2010

    It’s Alive! Again.

    “Nothing contributes so much to tranquillize the mind as a steady purpose…” As of February 18th, seventeen Democratic Senators had signed...
  • That’s not Sweet’N Low0February 16, 2010

    That’s not Sweet’N Low

    The Tea Party movement wasn’t always insane. Not always. Early on in the game, it would have been more fair to...
  • Obama says the “N” word0February 14, 2010

    Obama says the “N” word

    At this point, the American electorate is pretty familiar with President Obama’s affinity for “unprecedented” initiatives. Indeed, this year’s State...